Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they’re all pigs.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature. – Letters to Juliet, the movie.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
One thing all men need to know: It’s cheaper to keep her.
So many men and yet so few brains.
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.
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