Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

Submitted by: Gray
44

I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

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Submitted by: Corilayn
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Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

Submitted by: eve
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Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Submitted by: Anjuu
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The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

Submitted by: Dar Sapkaroski
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If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx
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He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.

Submitted by: Jen Smook
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What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

Submitted by: Purple Gorilla
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The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

Submitted by: Monica Louise
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita
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There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!

Submitted by: Crash
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Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

Submitted by: talia shire
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Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

Submitted by: catherine
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If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.

Submitted by: weezy
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Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Submitted by: b breezy
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

Submitted by: Moi
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There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Submitted by: 100%Moi!!!!
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There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!

Submitted by: Angel-100%NL-
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They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

Submitted by: Adity
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The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

Submitted by: mary ann rising
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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

Submitted by: hajira
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God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.

Submitted by: Laurna
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Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

Submitted by: Tys
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Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.

Submitted by: umut
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One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Submitted by: Janine Sutton

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