Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”
Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”