Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita
25

There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!

Submitted by: Crash
22

Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

Submitted by: talia shire
33

Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

Submitted by: catherine
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If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.

Submitted by: weezy
30

Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Submitted by: b breezy
38

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

Submitted by: Moi
31

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Submitted by: 100%Moi!!!!
44

I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
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Submitted by: Corilayn
41

There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!

Submitted by: Angel-100%NL-
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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
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Submitted by: Tandy
49

They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

Submitted by: Adity
21

The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

Submitted by: mary ann rising
32

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

Submitted by: hajira
47

God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.

Submitted by: Laurna
93

Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

Submitted by: Tys
33

Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.

Submitted by: umut
50

One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Submitted by: Janine Sutton
50

When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

Submitted by: Brooke
50

Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

Submitted by: frosty
54

What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

Submitted by: Only meeeeeeee
65

MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
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Submitted by: JoeAnn
34

A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: “Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”.
When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.
His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled “Get off me lady I am married!”
Getting drunk: $65
Calling a cab when you’re too drunk: $21.50.
Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.

Submitted by: MiseryinMakeup
41

Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.

Submitted by: lucie stone
95

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
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