Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner