Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

Funny Men Quotes Quote: Always remember: When SHE cancels a date,...

Submitted by: rodger
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Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

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Submitted by: talia shire
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Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

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Submitted by: b breezy
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Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

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Submitted by: Anjuu
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Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

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Submitted by: eve
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

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One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

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Submitted by: brooke
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The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

Submitted by: Dar Sapkaroski

Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

Submitted by: Tys

What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

Submitted by: Purple Gorilla

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