Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong