Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
– Jackie Mason

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When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.

Submitted by: carrie
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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

Submitted by: Sasha
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
– Gloria Steinem

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We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.

Submitted by: Beth
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Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
– Rene Descartes

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Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.

Submitted by: Paula
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Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Submitted by: gyou
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Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.

Submitted by: Lynn
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Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!

Submitted by: swati
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What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

Submitted by: Purple Gorilla
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Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

Submitted by: catherine
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If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.

Submitted by: alayna
50

One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Submitted by: Janine Sutton
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A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…

Submitted by: NIKILA
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Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

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Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.

Submitted by: John Kalumbu
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Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.

Submitted by: taylor and cameron
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

Submitted by: Gray

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