Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Rita Rudner

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

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