Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
– Rene Descartes
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.
Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner
Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
– Gloria Steinem
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.
A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
– Groucho Marx