You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. – Erica Jong
The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. – Gloria Steinem
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.
A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. – Dino Levi
There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.
They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. – Rita Rudner
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. – Dave Barry
A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? – Will Smith
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. – Lana Turner
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