Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.