Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx