Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
– Rita Rudner
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
– Will Smith
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.