Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx