Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.

Submitted by: Hunter
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx

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Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

Submitted by: Tys
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All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!

Submitted by: vanne$$a
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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
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God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.

Submitted by: Laurna
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All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!

Submitted by: Bob
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Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.

Submitted by: Valerie. Tan burden
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There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!

Submitted by: Angel-100%NL-
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They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

Submitted by: Adity
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A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

Submitted by: Kojo
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If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

Submitted by: Jay Holmes Jr.
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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner

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Things you’ll never hear a man say…

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Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!

Submitted by: Amy
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Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.

Submitted by: Rachel
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A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.

Submitted by: Sonia
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He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.

Submitted by: Dabadebo
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Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.

Submitted by: Amy
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If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.

Submitted by: weezy
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The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.

Submitted by: mareniek
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A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx

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He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.

Submitted by: Jen Smook

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