Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner