Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx