Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
– Gloria Steinem

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen

A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
– Dino Levi

If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.


When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.

Submitted by: carrie

A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…

Submitted by: NIKILA

A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.

Submitted by: Sonia

They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.

Submitted by: alexlouise

I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.

I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
Will Smith


Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do- it- yourself” types.

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray

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