Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.