Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.

Submitted by: Laurna

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

Submitted by: lynelle

Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Submitted by: gyou

Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.

Submitted by: Lynn

If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :

Submitted by: Ryleeeee

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!

They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

Submitted by: Adity

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

Submitted by: Gray

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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