Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
– Lana Turner
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner