Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5


A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
– Lana Turner


My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen


If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.


I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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