Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.