Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

Submitted by: Corilayn

Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

Submitted by: eve

Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Submitted by: Anjuu

The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

Submitted by: Dar Sapkaroski

If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx

He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.

Submitted by: Jen Smook

The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

Submitted by: Monica Louise

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita

There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!

Submitted by: Crash

Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

Submitted by: talia shire

Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

Submitted by: catherine

If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.

Submitted by: weezy

Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Submitted by: b breezy

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

Submitted by: Moi

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Submitted by: 100%Moi!!!!

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