Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.