Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
– Chris Rock
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Why are girls?
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.