Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.
– Louis C.K.

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Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

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