Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

Why are girls?

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn

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