Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
- George Carlin
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- George Carlin
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- Tim Allen
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)