Funny Women Quotes and Sayings


Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Submitted by: wholio

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin


Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

Submitted by: Spazz_princess15

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.


If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron


Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.


The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark


As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde


Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby


Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud


What would be men without women?

Submitted by: Prateek

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James

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