Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
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What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
– Jerry Seinfeld
I think the inventor of the mirror is a man who was tired of always being asked how do I look by his wife.
I never knew what hard work was until I tried to please a woman.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
– Rodney Dangerfield
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.
– Louis C.K.
Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.