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  • 21. jay wrote on 20 April, 2010
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    What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice….

    What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

  • 22. littlesecret wrote on 12 May, 2010
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    There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

  • 23. Melody wrote on 19 May, 2010
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    If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.

  • 24. blonco wrote on 2 June, 2010
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    Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

  • 25. Turnip wrote on 3 June, 2010
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    Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

  • 26. robin mukherjee wrote on 25 July, 2010
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    Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

  • 27. Redneck wrote on 30 July, 2010
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    I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

  • 28. Baron wrote on 9 September, 2010
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    There are two excellent theories for arguing with women…… Neither one works.

  • 29. senay wrote on 22 October, 2010
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    If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

  • 30. Dupie wrote on 22 October, 2010
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    God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

  • 31. john wrote on 10 November, 2010
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    I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

  • 32. Jacob wrote on 1 December, 2010
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    Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

  • 33. mysteeq-t wrote on 6 December, 2010
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    A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

  • 34. Lee wrote on 6 December, 2010
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    When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they wont let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

  • 35. vasuroshan wrote on 11 January, 2011
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    If you want to know a girl…..praise her friends.

  • 36. astriddestler wrote on 26 January, 2011
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    Man has his will, but women has her way.

  • 37. Owais wrote on 14 February, 2011
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    The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

  • 38. sudhir wrote on 14 February, 2011
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    All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

  • 39. Dubbs wrote on 3 March, 2011
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    One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

  • 40. James wrote on 14 March, 2011
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    Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

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