What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice….
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
22. littlesecretwrote on 12 May, 2010
Vote: 74 19
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
23. Melodywrote on 19 May, 2010
Vote: 185 14
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
24. bloncowrote on 2 June, 2010
Vote: 95 14
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
25. Turnipwrote on 3 June, 2010
Vote: 75 24
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
26. robin mukherjeewrote on 25 July, 2010
Vote: 108 15
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
27. Redneckwrote on 30 July, 2010
Vote: 39 18
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
28. Baronwrote on 9 September, 2010
Vote: 37 8
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women…… Neither one works.
29. senaywrote on 22 October, 2010
Vote: 41 30
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
30. Dupiewrote on 22 October, 2010
Vote: 101 14
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
31. johnwrote on 10 November, 2010
Vote: 104 158
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
32. Jacobwrote on 1 December, 2010
Vote: 58 5
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
33. mysteeq-twrote on 6 December, 2010
Vote: 63 11
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
34. Leewrote on 6 December, 2010
Vote: 44 8
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they wont let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
35. vasuroshanwrote on 11 January, 2011
Vote: 25 14
If you want to know a girl…..praise her friends.
36. astriddestlerwrote on 26 January, 2011
Vote: 36 4
Man has his will, but women has her way.
37. Owaiswrote on 14 February, 2011
Vote: 12 33
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
38. sudhirwrote on 14 February, 2011
Vote: 34 40
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
39. Dubbswrote on 3 March, 2011
Vote: 79 9
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
40. Jameswrote on 14 March, 2011
Vote: 40 8
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice….
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women…… Neither one works.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they wont let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
If you want to know a girl…..praise her friends.
Man has his will, but women has her way.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.