Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..