Funny Women Quotes | Witty Sayings about Women - Page 2

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

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Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

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When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

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When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

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What would be men without women?
Rich

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

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A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

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Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

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Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

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If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

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The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

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Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

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The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby

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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

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