Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon
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Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

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