Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady

Why are girls?

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

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