Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
What would be men without women?
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Why are girls?
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.