Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil

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