Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
What would be men without women?
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)