Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord
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Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
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I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
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I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.

Submitted by: Suresh
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Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone
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Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
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Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno
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Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
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Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi
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Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K
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So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom
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Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine
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There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
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How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.

Submitted by: Amy
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Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal
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Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon
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A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek
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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April
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Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
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Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav

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