Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
What would be men without women?
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- Rudolph Valentino
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
- James Thurber
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
- Freya Stark
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde