Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Women are a language men will never understand.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
What would be men without women?
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).