Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Submitted by: zora

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben
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