Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Why are girls?

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The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady

If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.


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