Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)
What would be men without women?
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Why are girls?
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.