Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
What would be men without women? Rich
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman? Batteries have a positive side. Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
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