Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud

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When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen

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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

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I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

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You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON
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Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe

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What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek
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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

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I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon
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What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord
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Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil
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When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee
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If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

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A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak
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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

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