Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

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Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

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Submitted by: ANON
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A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

Why are girls?

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