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Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

Why are girls?

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
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