Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
What would be men without women?
Rich
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- Rudolph Valentino
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
- Freya Stark
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
- James Thurber
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde