Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen