Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon
9

A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek
11

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April
11

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
6

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
9

A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav
17

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat
13

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek
11

Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
9

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines
22

Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
15

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady
6

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady
7

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora
26

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
11

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm
14

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict
19

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
21

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik
24

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown
18

You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley
15

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ
18

Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
12

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James
22

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs

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