Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
What would be men without women?
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.