Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady

Why are girls?

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya

If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

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