Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
– Chris Rock
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark