Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women are a language men will never understand.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
What would be men without women?
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!