Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)
What would be men without women?
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman