Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil

What would be men without women?

Submitted by: Prateek

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Submitted by: idi

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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