Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???