Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.