Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat
12

What would be men without women?
Rich

Submitted by: Prateek
9

Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
9

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines
20

Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
13

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady
6

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady
7

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora
25

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
11

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm
13

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict
19

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
20

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik
24

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown
17

You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley
15

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ
17

Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
12

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James
22

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs
52

All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir
40

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
23

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan
16

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee
23

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t
15

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

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