Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman

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There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret
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Women are an alien race set down among us.

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Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K
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Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields

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What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West

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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak
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The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady
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Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
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A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines
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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben
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The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR
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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav
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Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
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There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron
12

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
4

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

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Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm
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The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ
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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

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