Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak
24

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t
6

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson

6

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
- Raymond Chandler

6

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K
2

For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

12

Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

14

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman

28

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret
6

Women are an alien race set down among us.

4

Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
7

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields

7

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West

15

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben
3

Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
15

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady
16

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

34

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip
9

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines
8

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

9

A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav
18

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron
8

The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR
4

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

11

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

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