Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams