Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

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The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady
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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip
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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines
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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Oscar Wilde

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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

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The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR
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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav
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There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron
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Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm
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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April
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The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ
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I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck
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A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

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Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
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Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno
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Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly
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Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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Why are girls?

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I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
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Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon

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