Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.