Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

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Submitted by: Ronak
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There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams

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