Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
- Raymond Chandler
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women are an alien race set down among us.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.