Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.