Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).