Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.