Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron

Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

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