Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Why are girls?
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.