Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir
41

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
23

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan
16

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee
24

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Submitted by: mysteeq-t
16

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob
213

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
25

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie
47

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay
18

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron
21

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck
27

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee
34

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip
28

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco
27

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody
28

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret
189

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
72

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
35

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon
96

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank
126

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
20

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil
39

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
45

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju
36

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

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