Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
Women are an alien race set down among us.
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber