Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.
There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]