Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn

The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

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