Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Why are girls?

Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady

If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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