Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
– Chris Rock
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.