Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
– Chris Rock
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.