Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!
A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?