Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
24

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie
43

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay
18

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron
20

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck
27

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee
32

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip
28

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco
26

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody
26

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret
183

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
72

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
35

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon
96

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank
124

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
20

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…:)

Submitted by: nikhil
38

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
43

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju
36

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil
139

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid
120

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
166

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil
225

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy
68

Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya
89

Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya

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