Fastest ways of communication, telephone, television, tell-a-woman.
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? – Sigmund Freud
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend? “Yes Dear…”
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. – Rudolph Valentino
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. – Gilda Radner
Women: The only creatures who can make a simple task like getting ready take longer than a NASA launch countdown.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything. – Oscar Wilde
I think the inventor of the mirror is a man who was tired of always being asked how do I look by his wife.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. – Sean Williamson
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything. 99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you. 2. 50 percent discount.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. – Mae West
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
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