Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Women are a language men will never understand.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Why are girls?
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.