Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Oscar Wilde

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I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck
6

Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
11

Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
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Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno
11

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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Why are girls?

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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
18

Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
10

Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
7

Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
10

Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon
6

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch
19

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz
68

Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya
11

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
10

Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
19

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
7

I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman


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