Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Women are a language men will never understand.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.