Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
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A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

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The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ
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Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes
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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April
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A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

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Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
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I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

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Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno
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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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Why are girls?

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
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It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

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Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
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Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch
10

Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon
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Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
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Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya
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I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

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If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan

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