Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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Why are girls?

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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav
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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April
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Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
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It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
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Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
10

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank
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A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

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Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

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Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon
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Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz
14

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

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Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman
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Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
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Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya
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If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch
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Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
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So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom
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If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan

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