Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.