Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Why are girls?
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Women are a language men will never understand.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P