Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
Why are girls?
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Women are a language men will never understand.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.