Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Why are girls?
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Women are a language men will never understand.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.