Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
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Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
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I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck
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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

Submitted by: kimberly
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Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson
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No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman

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Why are girls?

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I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.

Submitted by: Suresh
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It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen
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Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert
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Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap
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Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh
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Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.

Submitted by: Allen
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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-
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Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya
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A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek
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If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan
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Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal
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A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

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Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju
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A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

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Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy

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