Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.