Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.