Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.