Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Avoid girls save fuel
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.