Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

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A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

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