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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

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A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

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