Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.