Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
– Oscar Wilde
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Women are a language men will never understand.