Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
– Chris Rock
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.