Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.

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I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Edgar Watson Howe

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark

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