Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.


I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Edgar Watson Howe

A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Submitted by: abhinav

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
Rita Rudner

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord Byron

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