Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Women are a language men will never understand.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.