Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
Avoid girls save fuel
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- George Carlin
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
- George Carlin
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
- Gilda Radner
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
- Freya Stark
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
- Dame Edith Evans
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
- Rita Rudner
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby