Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
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If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

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Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- George Carlin

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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
- George Carlin
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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

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I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
- Gilda Radner

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The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
- Freya Stark

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When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
- Dame Edith Evans

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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.

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Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
- Rita Rudner

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers

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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

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Women are an alien race set down among us.

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Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West

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If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe


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