Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.