Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.