Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.