Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

23

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan
9

Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal
19

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
10

“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.

Submitted by: ankit saxena
4

I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.

Submitted by: Suresh
9

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123
225

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy
44

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju
14

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz
3

No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman

96

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank
46

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay
21

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik
17

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat
11

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman
12

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams

14

How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.

Submitted by: Amy
18

You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley
18

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom
13

Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone
12

I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl
31

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
53

All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir
15

Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

14

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict

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