Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

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If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay
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So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom
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A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek
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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo
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Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy
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Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju
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A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
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You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley
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Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal
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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

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A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123
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No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman

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“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.

Submitted by: ankit saxena
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If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik
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I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.

Submitted by: Suresh
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It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict
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There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris
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Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone
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I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman

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I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

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How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.

Submitted by: Amy
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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams

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When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

Submitted by: Arman

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