Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”