Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams