Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.