Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

19

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén
7

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123
9

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams

15

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom
5

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch
96

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank
43

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay
17

You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley
11

Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone
13

How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.

Submitted by: Amy
17

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat
20

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik
12

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz
52

All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir
13

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict
10

“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.

Submitted by: ankit saxena
10

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman
12

Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

5

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
166

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil
23

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
124

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
10

I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl
13

When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

Submitted by: Arman
15

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine

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