Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.