Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans

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