Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
– Tim Allen
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
– Bill Cosby
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller