Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn

A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

Submitted by: prplraines

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark

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