Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

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Women are an alien race set down among us.

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Women… Can’t live with ‘em… Can’t shoot ‘em.

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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
- James Thurber

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Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson

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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

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Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe

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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
- Raymond Chandler

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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- Rudolph Valentino

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- Tim Allen

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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

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No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman

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For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller


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