Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6


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Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields


One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde


One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe


From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
- Raymond Chandler


To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- Rudolph Valentino


A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.


Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- Tim Allen


What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron


Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby


Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.


A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.


No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman


For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.


For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf


Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller

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