Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
– Chris Rock
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.