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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
“Yes Dear…”

Submitted by: Craig Christ

Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner

When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

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