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The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40.

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Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.

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If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

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Women are a language men will never understand.

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Never underestimate the power of nagging.

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Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

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Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

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I never knew what hard work was until I tried to please a woman.

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Women are an alien race set down among us.

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Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

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Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

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A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

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When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

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I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.
– Louis C.K.

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I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

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There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

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The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
– Chris Rock

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You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

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Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

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