Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
– Chris Rock
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
I think the inventor of the mirror is a man who was tired of always being asked how do I look by his wife.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
– Rodney Dangerfield
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.