Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
– Raymond Chandler
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
– W. C. Fields
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
Going through the Alligator Alley and looking at these gators reminds me of my Ex. All mouths and no ears.
Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
– Oscar Wilde
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!