Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- Tim Allen
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
- James Thurber
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
- Sean Williamson
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no- one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
- Edgar Watson Howe
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
- Raymond Chandler
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller