Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom

A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais

Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal

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