Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend?
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Rudolph Valentino
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans