Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Women are a language men will never understand.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right