Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl
29

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat
4

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

10

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
19

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
14

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
128

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
176

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil
150

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid
134

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
27

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
24

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine
130

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
46

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
229

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
34

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
32

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
73

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
195

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
194

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
190

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

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