Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Avoid girls save fuel
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.