Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Avoid girls save fuel
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.