Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

Submitted by: Arman
14

I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl
126

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
166

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil
20

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine
139

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid
133

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
3

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

17

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
27

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
9

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
14

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
215

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
122

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
41

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
28

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
32

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
72

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
190

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
186

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
189

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

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