Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris
139

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid
3

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

133

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
13

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
206

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
120

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
25

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
8

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
40

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
72

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
22

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
183

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
24

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
185

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
189

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

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