Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.