Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
13

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
22

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris
17

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine
7

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
26

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
207

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
23

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
121

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
40

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
72

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
27

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
184

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
11

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
185

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
189

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

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