Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams

54

All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir
126

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george
167

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil
21

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine
9

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho
140

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid
134

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
3

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

18

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
27

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
14

Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k
216

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
123

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
29

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
41

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
32

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
73

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
190

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
186

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
190

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

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