Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Avoid girls save fuel
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.