Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Submitted by: April

The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”

Submitted by: DHARAM BANDWAR

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.

Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.

Submitted by: SamArm

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
Rita Rudner

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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

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