Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan

Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes

Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju

Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno

Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman

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