Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
Avoid girls save fuel
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
Fastest ways of communication, telephone, television, tell-a-woman.
Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!