Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch

When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

Submitted by: Arman

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123

All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.

Submitted by: sudhir

Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena

Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
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Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman?
A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.

Submitted by: calvin k

You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.

Submitted by: KristenAshley

Fastest ways of communication, telephone, television, tell-a-woman.

Submitted by: phantom

Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais

Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Submitted by: george

Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.

Submitted by: jujuvine

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay

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