Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron