Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
– Oscar Wilde
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Women are a language men will never understand.
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.