Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?
– Dame Edith Evans
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
– Gilda Radner
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.