Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
– Oscar Wilde
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.
Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
Women are a language men will never understand.
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.