Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers