Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.