Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.