Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord

Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Oscar Wilde

Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes

Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju

Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno

Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..-

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman

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