Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
Jerry Seinfeld

Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict

The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.

Submitted by: Nakeeb Ilyasu

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho

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