Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
– Rita Rudner
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
– Freya Stark
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
– Edgar Watson Howe
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron