Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Avoid girls save fuel

Submitted by: Rohit
7

Women are cute…until you marry them!!

Submitted by: Mukena
23

I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.

Submitted by: John Breslin
17

There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.

Submitted by: aman
39

The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.

Submitted by: Owais
118

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh
11

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
194

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john
14

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty
70

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley
181

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay
182

Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!

Submitted by: Lou
186

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H
173

Don’t ask a woman’s her age, it is the same as if you were asking a man’s weight.

Submitted by: G.A.

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