Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Submitted by: Jacob

I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.

Submitted by: john

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie

If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!

Submitted by: senay

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.

Submitted by: Baron

I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final (per my wife).

Submitted by: Redneck

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

Submitted by: Turnip

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Submitted by: blonco

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Submitted by: littlesecret

What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice…
What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!

Submitted by: jay

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Submitted by: Simon

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…

Submitted by: frank

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