Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
– Chris Rock
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
– Rodney Dangerfield
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.