Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom

Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal

Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
Phyllis Diller

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch

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