Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber