Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
– Mae West
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty.
– James Thurber