The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes. – Lillian Hellman
You remember a chick fight a lot longer than you remember a guy fight.
How to find a wife… Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years. Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
There was a time when girls use to be intelligent, it was before the formation of universe.
Scientists have discovered, how to use females tongues to produce electricity! Wow, silence and electricity both obtained simultaneously!
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him? Yes, a gentle man! Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn’t committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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