Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K

Women are an alien race set down among us.

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

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Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

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