Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
I never knew what hard work was until I tried to please a woman.
My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!
If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
– Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.
– Louis C.K.
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
– Phyllis Diller
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.
It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.
Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.