Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P

Submitted by: Prateek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

Submitted by: tom

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
Phyllis Diller

I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!

Submitted by: Marty

Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.

Submitted by: Nabil

Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P

Submitted by: Ashish Mittal

Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.

Submitted by: Japhethmaiyo

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf

If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.

Submitted by: H.H

The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…

Submitted by: Leleesh

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.

Submitted by: stoopid

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123

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