Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron

Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.

Submitted by: bro
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