Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
– Chris Rock
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.