Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
– Groucho Marx
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.