Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson