Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
– Sigmund Freud
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Lord Byron
Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.
Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
Girls are like smart phones when we finally figure them out they upgrade to a smarter version.