Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
– Chris Rock
So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
– Phyllis Diller
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
– Rodney Dangerfield
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money…
If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.