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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
– Joan Rivers

Who said that behind every successful man there is a woman … It’s wrong … The truth is that women fall only for successful men.

Submitted by: santosh

Women are like cars, the better it looks the higher it costs.

Submitted by: K

Women are an alien race set down among us.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Sean Williamson

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