Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

I never knew what hard work was until I tried to please a woman.

Submitted by: Nicholas Ohl

My wife sounds like an un- tuned radio…!

Submitted by: jimmy b crawley

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him?
Yes, a gentle man!
Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

Submitted by: Arshad malik

I don’t need an encyclopedia, my wife knows everything.
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% is in my office.

Submitted by: Suresh

“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.

Submitted by: ankit saxena

What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
Jerry Seinfeld

I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.
Louis C.K.

No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
– Lillian Hellman

I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl

How to find a wife…
Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years.
Step 2 of 2: Give her your house.

Submitted by: Amy
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The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller

Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant?
A: Marry her.

Submitted by: someone

It is very difficult to tell a woman where your planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

Submitted by: Benedict

The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.

Submitted by: Nakeeb Ilyasu

Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.

Submitted by: kazbat

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.

Submitted by: Yarooecho

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