God Quotes and Sayings

As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree” – probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.

It is easy to understand God as long as you don’t try to explain him.

Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.

Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

God makes three requests of his children : Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

God thinks within geniuses, dreams within poets, and sleeps within the rest of us.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

As to the gods, I have no means of knowing either that they exist or do not exist.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in the worlds of time.

There are no accidents. God’s just trying to remain anonymous.

One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


130 Comments to “God Quotes and Sayings”

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  • 1. James wrote on 9 October, 2007, 20:25
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    God is real. and I got a magical unicorn from Santa Claus last year.

  • 2. Alisha wrote on 6 November, 2007, 10:17
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    GOD IS GREAT!!! HE DOES GOOD THINGS AND EVERYTHING HE DOES IS FOR A REASON!!!! YES HE IS REAL!! HE IS IN MI HEART!!!

  • 3. Rany: smokin aces wrote on 16 November, 2007, 9:22
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    Who are you to judge? Leave the jugding to God, he who judges others will be judged.

  • 4. melessa wrote on 17 November, 2007, 12:39
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    God is mother on the lips and hearts
    of all children

  • 5. NANA wrote on 25 November, 2007, 2:15
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    God is not my “co-pilot”, he is in full control!

  • 6. Mervin wrote on 25 November, 2007, 22:33
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    God is a force in every being, deciding if it’s a higher entity or part of your own consciousness is up to you.

  • 7. Raegan wrote on 28 November, 2007, 15:34
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    God is always with you… you just need to pay attention.

  • 8. wayne wilkins wrote on 29 November, 2007, 11:44
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    Religion is the opium of the masses

  • 9. wayne wilkins wrote on 29 November, 2007, 11:45
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    when an adult has one imaginary friend its called insanity – when lots of adults have the same imaginary friend its called religion.

  • 10. edward wrote on 2 December, 2007, 5:05
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    word to wayne. you, sir, are a genius

  • 11. emely wrote on 3 December, 2007, 1:48
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    you make your own destiny

  • 12. Drew wrote on 4 December, 2007, 0:01
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    God can turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.

  • 13. mees2.yous~ wrote on 5 December, 2007, 6:28
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    The poorest man on earth who is friends with god is richer than the richest man who is not friends with god

  • 14. amanda wrote on 6 January, 2008, 17:13
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    ummmm… i dont know who wrote half of these… but that is really messed up! God is real!! i dont know who u are or what you are thinking… but i know he lives in me each and every day and no matter what happeneds i will still love him!

  • 15. Steph wrote on 12 January, 2008, 2:46
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    God is real and he is living in me! :)

    He is the only light in this world

  • 16. the soldier wrote on 16 January, 2008, 18:11
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    God is real and many believe, but their allegiance and loyalty to god can be bought with worldly things.

  • 17. Nick wrote on 17 January, 2008, 15:45
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    If he lives in you, please let him out so he can fix this mess.

  • 18. Jake Arana wrote on 17 January, 2008, 21:53
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    Atheists have one reason for not beliving in God, it’s called “Fear”. Yet those who believe in God have no Fear, for their God is with them and there wasn’t, isn’t and won’t be anything to Fear as long as he’s there.

  • 19. Jake Bob Arana wrote on 17 January, 2008, 22:15
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    Opium of the masses? Pathetic. Even more pathetic when it was quoted from the book “Freak the Mighty”. Although in the book it refers to TV not Religion.

  • 20. Raegan wrote on 18 January, 2008, 1:59
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    I once met the richest man on Earth. He was a begger who slept under a bridge. But he had God.

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