Heaven Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
- Anne Rice
The reason we deny ourselves from experiencing heaven on earth is because of the misconception of heaven after life. And apparently only if you do qualify.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
- Steven Wright
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
People say there is no heaven on earth, they’ve clearly never been on a horse.

The words “I love you” and a little hug from a child is a piece of heaven.

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
- Mark Twain
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau




