Heaven Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it’s better, but I say it ain’t. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun.
- Billy Joel
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
- Mark Twain
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
- Jane Seabrook
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
- Steven Wright
LIFE is short, DEATH is sure, HEAVEN and HELL is real.
You can’t enter Heaven unless God enters you.
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
- Ayn Rand
God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
- Santosh Kalwar
Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
- Anne Rice
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
- Chuck Palahniuk
When someone dies, an angel is there to meet them at the gates of Heaven to let them know that their life has just begun.
Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
- John Milton