Heaven Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
- Mark Twain
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
- Jane Seabrook
You can’t enter Heaven unless God enters you.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
- Steven Wright
LIFE is short, DEATH is sure, HEAVEN and HELL is real.
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
- Ayn Rand
God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
- Santosh Kalwar
Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
- Anne Rice
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
- Chuck Palahniuk
When someone dies, an angel is there to meet them at the gates of Heaven to let them know that their life has just begun.
Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
- John Milton