Horse Quotes and Sayings - Page 13
I can live without horses, I would never smile, then.
My best friend hurt my feelings, my horse never did.
My best friend punched me, my horse never did.
My best friend and I get into fights, me and my horse never do.
My best friend sometimes calls me hurtful names, my horse never does.
My best friend makes a big deal out of nothing, my horse never does.
I really think I should make my horse, my best friend.
Insult my clothes, I say, “Okay, thanks for the compliment.”
Insult the way I look, I say, “Thanks for notifying me.”
Mock me and say riding isn’t a sport, and I’ll say,”You say that ’cause you can’t ride.”
But before you make fun of my horse, make sure you have “911″ on your speed dial.
Anyone can sit on a horse and call it riding, but not just anyone can get back in the saddle after being thrown off and was so close to killing themselves.
Ya know what’s funny? You say you can ride a horse easily, when you can’t even sit on a rocking horse without slipping off after 6 seconds.
Life may not always be fair, but at least I know my horse will be.
The closest thing to Heaven you can get without dying, is on the back of a horse.
Anyone can ride, it takes talent to stay on.
If you think I’m quiet… It’s only because we are not talking about horses!
His muscles are strong & powerful , his heart is pure & Loves without Bias, his hooves are swift & nimble , his mane and tail are a gentle breeze, his eye speaks knowledge & tell his story, knowledge most cannot know or understand, His ears can hear your worries & fears without speaking and he can conquer them without word or weapon. He can fly without Wings, He is my Sanity in this insane world, He is my teacher, the greatest lessons are learned from him, he knows no boundaries yet accepts me on his back and understands a different language, the language of love between horse & Rider , something no one else can understand or interpret. he can take you places you’ve never been before without going anywhere at all, He is honest , a creature of God, a gift, He is my friend, my companion he is my horse.
Riding is more than just sitting on the back of a horse.
Horseback riding is the only sport where your equipment can decide not to cooperate with you.
Feeling down? Saddle up.
– Author Unknown
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.
– Pat Parelli
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions- “it wasn’t Jezebel’s fault, Dad.”
My horses are my friends, not my slaves.
If I die, it would be on the back of a horse.
Horses are gods appology for men.
When I’m riding my horse, nothing else matters, Nothing!
If God had intended man to walk, he would have given him four legs. Instead, he gave him two- one to put on either side of a horse.
The history of mankind is carried on the back of the horse.
When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have.
– Sir Winston Churchill
A basketball game can change a mood for the week, but a horse can change the course of a lifetime.
(A horse is looking at the engine of a Ford Mustang)
He calmly states, “Good human, I agree with your logic, and in that I certainly see why God has let you become the dominate species on this Earth. But, for once, I fail to see how 450 of us are going to fit in there!!”