Horse Quotes and Sayings
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
– Cowboy Saying
My life without horses would be like the sky without clouds; empty.
To be in harmony with your horse means to become one, heart beat to hoofbeat.
I have a learning problem I’m useless at maths wen my teacher asks me a maths problem I say something totally wrong and my class mates laugh at me and I want to burst out crying but I just think to myself I can’t do school work but give me a horse and I will teach you something. My class mates that laugh at me wouldn’t even know how to get on a horse. That’s for you Milani !
There comes a point in every rider’s life when he wonders if it’s all worth it. Then one look at the horse, and he realizes – it is.
– Kelly Stewart
What heaven can heaven be, if my horse is not with me
My boyfriend told me to choose him or the horse, I better go get my saddle.
Throw your heart over the fence, and the horse will follow.
Once you’ve taken flight on a horse,
There’s no need for a plane.
Your horse is your best friend and no one can say he’s not cause he is and he will always be there on a bad or good day and there will always be that horse that will run away with your heart and you will never forget that horse and you will be heart broken when that horse is gone.
If you think I’m quiet… It’s only because we are not talking about horses!
I can live without horses, I would never smile, then.
My best friend hurt my feelings, my horse never did.
My best friend punched me, my horse never did.
My best friend and I get into fights, me and my horse never do.
My best friend sometimes calls me hurtful names, my horse never does.
My best friend makes a big deal out of nothing, my horse never does.
I really think I should make my horse, my best friend.
Insult my clothes, I say, “Okay, thanks for the compliment.”
Insult the way I look, I say, “Thanks for notifying me.”
Mock me and say riding isn’t a sport, and I’ll say,”You say that ’cause you can’t ride.”
But before you make fun of my horse, make sure you have “911″ on your speed dial.
Anyone can sit on a horse and call it riding, but not just anyone can get back in the saddle after being thrown off and was so close to killing themselves.
Ya know what’s funny? You say you can ride a horse easily, when you can’t even sit on a rocking horse without slipping off after 6 seconds.
Life may not always be fair, but at least I know my horse will be.
The closest thing to Heaven you can get without dying, is on the back of a horse.