Horse Quotes and Sayings
I can live without horses, I would never smile, then.
My best friend hurt my feelings, my horse never did.
My best friend punched me, my horse never did.
My best friend and I get into fights, me and my horse never do.
My best friend sometimes calls me hurtful names, my horse never does.
My best friend makes a big deal out of nothing, my horse never does.
I really think I should make my horse, my best friend.
Insult my clothes, I say, “Okay, thanks for the compliment.”
Insult the way I look, I say, “Thanks for notifying me.”
Mock me and say riding isn’t a sport, and I’ll say,”You say that ’cause you can’t ride.”
But before you make fun of my horse, make sure you have “911″ on your speed dial.
Anyone can sit on a horse and call it riding, but not just anyone can get back in the saddle after being thrown off and was so close to killing themselves.
Ya know what’s funny? You say you can ride a horse easily, when you can’t even sit on a rocking horse without slipping off after 6 seconds.
Life may not always be fair, but at least I know my horse will be.
The closest thing to Heaven you can get without dying, is on the back of a horse.
To Live without a horse, is to live without a life.
Thunder is the sound of hoofbeats in heaven.
His muscles are strong & powerful , his heart is pure & Loves without Bias, his hooves are swift & nimble , his mane and tail are a gentle breeze, his eye speaks knowledge & tell his story, knowledge most cannot know or understand, His ears can hear your worries & fears without speaking and he can conquer them without word or weapon. He can fly without Wings, He is my Sanity in this insane world, He is my teacher, the greatest lessons are learned from him, he knows no boundaries yet accepts me on his back and understands a different language, the language of love between horse & Rider , something no one else can understand or interpret. he can take you places you’ve never been before without going anywhere at all, He is honest , a creature of God, a gift, He is my friend, my companion he is my horse.
Horseback riding is the only sport where your equipment can decide not to cooperate with you.
Feeling down? Saddle up.
– Author Unknown
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.
– Pat Parelli
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions- “it wasn’t Jezebel’s fault, Dad.”
My horses are my friends, not my slaves.
If I die, it would be on the back of a horse.
Riding is more than just sitting on the back of a horse.
If God had intended man to walk, he would have given him four legs. Instead, he gave him two- one to put on either side of a horse.
The history of mankind is carried on the back of the horse.
When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have.
– Sir Winston Churchill
A basketball game can change a mood for the week, but a horse can change the course of a lifetime.
(A horse is looking at the engine of a Ford Mustang)
He calmly states, “Good human, I agree with your logic, and in that I certainly see why God has let you become the dominate species on this Earth. But, for once, I fail to see how 450 of us are going to fit in there!!”
Horses are gods appology for men.
Horses- if god made anything more beauitiful he kept it for himself
Riding is another word for freedom.
I bet horses can teach you A LOT more life lessons that any coach ever could.
There are so many horses but there is only one perfect match.
When I’m riding my horse, nothing else matters, Nothing!
He knows when you’re happy
He knows when you’re comfortable
He knows when you’re confident
And he always knows when you have carrots.
If you’re not making dust your eating it!
In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. Eleven- hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs – it’s something you just can’t get from a pet hamster.
If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
A horse doesn’t care how much you know, until he knows how much you care.
– Pat Parelli
A horse is poetry in motion.
The daughter who won’t lift a finger in the house is the same child who cycles madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable.
– Samantha Armstrong