Humour Quotes and Sayings
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
- Criss Jami
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Laughing will give your diaphragm a work out, will show you have a sense of humour and can increase your life by 8 years – so laugh!
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
- Johnny Depp
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- George Carlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Simplest way to have a happy life? Put humor in everything that you do.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry
One loses everything when one loses one’s sense of humor.
- Ayn Rand
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
- Oscar Wilde
I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
- Jane Wagner
It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
- Bette Greene
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
- Peter Ustinov
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
- Jess C. Scott
I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around.
- Charles Bukowski
Short cuts make long delays.
- J.R.R. Tolkien