Humour Quotes and Sayings
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
- Criss Jami
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
- Colette
Laughing will give your diaphragm a work out, will show you have a sense of humour and can increase your life by 8 years – so laugh!
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
- Marilyn Monroe
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
- Johnny Depp
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- George Carlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- Woody Allen
It is impossible to love and be wise.
- Francis Bacon
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry
One loses everything when one loses one’s sense of humor.
- Ayn Rand
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
- Oscar Wilde
I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
- Jane Wagner
It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
- Bette Greene
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
- Peter Ustinov
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
- Jess C. Scott
I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around.
- Charles Bukowski
Short cuts make long delays.
- J.R.R. Tolkien