Humour Quotes and Sayings
One loses everything when one loses one’s sense of humor.
- Ayn Rand
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
Once you’re caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
- Marilyn Monroe
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
- Marilyn Monroe
It is impossible to love and be wise.
- Francis Bacon
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
- Ron White
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
- Charles M. Schulz
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
- Drew Barrymore
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.
- Robert Jordan
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
- Criss Jami
She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.
- Sarah Mayberry
Humor is what happens when we’re told the truth quicker and more directly than we’re used to.
- George Saunders
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
- Jess C. Scott
I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
- Jane Wagner
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
- George Orwell
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
- Gertrude Stein