Images with Quotes - Page 10
No one said life is going to be perfect; build a bridge and get over it.
“You laugh, I laugh,
You cry, I cry,
You scream, I scream,
You jump off a bridge, I get a boat and save your stupid A**”
“The greatest feeling in the world is when your on that soccer field, and you know that your team is going to succeed because you look around and see your 10 best friends playing beside you.”
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: “Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”.
When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.
His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled “Get off me lady I am married!”
Getting drunk: $65
Calling a cab when you’re too drunk: $21.50.
Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.
You will never know if you ever loved someone until you lose them. Because in that exact second that you know that you will never say “i love you” again, you will feel it. Either nothing, or one of the greatest pains in life. You wake up and its not the same, life that is. Because you know that when you go to bed that very same night, that you will be sleeping alone. So when you have someone who loves you , don’t ruin it. Sometimes the only way to get over someone is to let them become just a friend, to show them that maybe sometime in the future you can have a chance again, keep them close but never ask for a second chance, don’t show weakness. They feed off it like savages. If you love them, then show it by laying off, taking a break, and showing that you can make it without them, even if inside, you don’t want to.
Always put yourself in the other’s shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
My life is one of those
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!