Images with Quotes - Page 6
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- P. J. O’Rourke
I have certain rules I live by…My first rule, I don’t believe anything the government tells me.
- George Carlin
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
- Bill Vaughan
One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else thinks of you.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.
A strong person knows how to keep their life in line. With tears in their eyes, still manages to say, “Nah, I’m fine.”
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.
- Bob Monkhouse
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
Live your life and forget your age.
I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said.
8 Rules to a better life
1. Never Hate
2. Don’t worry
3. Live simply
4. Expect a little
5. Give a lot
6. Always smile
7. Live with love.
8. Best of all, Be with God
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
- George Washington
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Don’t forget to pray today, because God didn’t forget to wake you up this morning.
No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.
- Marilyn Monroe
Everything you need will come to you at the perfect time…you just have to be patient and wait for it.
Maybe we should all stop looking for society to give us permission to be ourselves.
Listen to your elder’s advice. Not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong…