Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
No need for insults, your face says it all.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!