Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Insult Quote: Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they...

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Insult Quote: I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But...

Submitted by: Bubbles
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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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Submitted by: person
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Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather
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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.
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When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

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Submitted by: Anymonous Chick
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Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

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Submitted by: Hanni
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What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

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Submitted by: dilip
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Insult Quote: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
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Submitted by: somebody
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No need for insults, your face says it all.

Insult Quote: No need for insults, your face says...

Submitted by: somebody
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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

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Submitted by: Anonymous
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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

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Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
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Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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Submitted by: pnutfan27
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You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

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Submitted by: Wendy
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