Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
- Red Haircrow

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
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Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.

Submitted by: marcus
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It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
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I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett
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A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks
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It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
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Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn
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Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse
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You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

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Are your parents siblings?

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Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin
10

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
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Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly

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