Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so ugly, a sniper wouldn’t take you out.

Submitted by: Rob keogh

If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

Submitted by: Yusuf Ansari

Hi-my name is beauty. Who are you? The beast?

Submitted by: Lauren

If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.

Submitted by: Drew Nielsen

What’d you do to piss off the person with the ugly stick?

Submitted by: MEPAWS

You: You’re so dumb your first words were duh.
Me: Have you been to the doctor lately?
You: Yeah
Me: So have they found your heart or brain or spine yet. Or did you ever have one?

Submitted by: forgetyou

You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.

Submitted by: anne onymous

I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.

Submitted by: jeff

If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.

Submitted by: anonymous

Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

Submitted by: Jaz

I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Nonya Business

I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

Submitted by: tsury

If you were twice as wise you are now, you’d probably still be stupid!

Submitted by: Saint_lil'_ray

In state of a bag, I’ll be a Gucci bag and you’ll be an eye bag.

Submitted by: HotnCold

Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.

Submitted by: Amit

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