Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You: Am I ugly?
Me: I wouldn’t say you are ugly but rather facially challenged.
You: Am I fat?
Me: No, you are just horizontal tall.
You: Am I short?
Me: No, you are just vertically inappropriate.
Try rolling your eyes, maybe you could find a brain back there.
You were born on the freeway, where accidents happen.
You’re not ugly, you’re just not someone to look at.
You’re so ugly that you wouldn’t even look at yourself either.
You’re so ugly, a sniper wouldn’t take you out.
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Hi-my name is beauty. Who are you? The beast?
If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.
What’d you do to piss off the person with the ugly stick?
You: You’re so dumb your first words were duh.
Me: Have you been to the doctor lately?
Me: So have they found your heart or brain or spine yet. Or did you ever have one?
You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.
I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.
If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!