Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.
What’d you do to piss off the person with the ugly stick?
You: You’re so dumb your first words were duh.
Me: Have you been to the doctor lately?
Me: So have they found your heart or brain or spine yet. Or did you ever have one?
You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.
I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.
If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
If you were twice as wise you are now, you’d probably still be stupid!
In state of a bag, I’ll be a Gucci bag and you’ll be an eye bag.
Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.
What would intelligence be without stupidity, see you are important.
Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!
Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.
– Mehmet Murat ildan