Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re the reason Santa says ho, ho, ho, on Christmas!

Submitted by: Hailey Emerson

Go back to your planet. Earth is full.

Submitted by: Abbie

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

Submitted by: Mike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the hell away from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you and your idiotic face scared it away.

Submitted by: The person who wrote what you just read. Duh

I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.

Submitted by: Jaksbdb
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Oh I’m sorry, were we supposed to dress stupid today?

Submitted by: Jwjssb

Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end. And you be yourself…

Submitted by: A D R

You say you worth all the diamonds in the world, but when I look at you, you look like you worth all the rubbish in the world.

Submitted by: Nhlanhla

I am glad God gave us you, otherwise what else would we be comparing ugliness to?

Submitted by: Brian

I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.

Submitted by: Sadik choudhury

Person: Go to hell.
Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.

Submitted by: Shafqat
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Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

Submitted by: haopu

Even your mom loves you only as a friend !!!

Submitted by: Aadityaa

You: Am I ugly?
Me: I wouldn’t say you are ugly but rather facially challenged.

You: Am I fat?
Me: No, you are just horizontal tall.

You: Am I short?
Me: No, you are just vertically inappropriate.

Submitted by: Mr G

Try rolling your eyes, maybe you could find a brain back there.

Submitted by: cesar figueroa

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