Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Life is great …you should get one.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out