Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
No need for insults, your face says it all.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Life is great …you should get one.
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.