Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
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Submitted by: person
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When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Submitted by: Anymonous Chick
127

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather
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You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy
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No need for insults, your face says it all.

Submitted by: somebody
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It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Submitted by: Mr.Knowitall
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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee
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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.
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The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm
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You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles
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What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Submitted by: dilip
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What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna
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I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren
23

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa
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You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC
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Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
22

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach
10

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo
27

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums
2

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc
7

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon
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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

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