Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
No need for insults, your face says it all.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Life is great …you should get one.
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!