Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

85 Comments to “Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings”

• 41. aarane wrote on 24 April, 2010, 16:43

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  If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
• 42. Jhomai wrote on 30 April, 2010, 3:40

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  Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
  Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
• 43. Babee 'x wrote on 4 May, 2010, 20:49

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  Act your age not your shoe size.
• 44. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010, 4:58

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  You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
• 45. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010, 5:00

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  You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. when its dark, your handsome.
• 46. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010, 5:03

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  You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”

  You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.

  You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.

  You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
• 47. Lindsey wrote on 5 May, 2010, 23:17

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  It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
• 48. Brittany wrote on 9 May, 2010, 19:16

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  Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
• 49. KC wrote on 15 May, 2010, 9:55

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  You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
• 50. Alyssa wrote on 17 May, 2010, 10:05

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  Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
  Student: It’s surely the past tense.
• 51. bertman wrote on 18 May, 2010, 1:35

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  No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
• 52. bertman wrote on 18 May, 2010, 1:58

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  My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
• 53. Quilla bee wrote on 21 May, 2010, 1:41

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  You are the best fool I’ve ever met.
• 54. NYC wrote on 26 May, 2010, 15:28

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  I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
• 55. mirrors wrote on 27 May, 2010, 6:24

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  Mirrors can’t talk and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
• 56. cory wrote on 28 May, 2010, 13:32

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  Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
• 57. yoe wrote on 29 May, 2010, 17:45

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  You have the perfect face… for radio!
• 58. jon wrote on 31 May, 2010, 19:04

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  Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
• 59. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010, 16:02

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  I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• 60. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010, 16:04

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  I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.