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41. Renata wrote on 24 April, 2010
Vote: 85 45

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…..
42. aarane wrote on 24 April, 2010
Vote: 74 26

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
43. Jhomai wrote on 30 April, 2010
Vote: 63 57

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
44. Babee 'x wrote on 4 May, 2010
Vote: 153 55

Act your age not your shoe size.
45. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010
Vote: 82 59

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
46. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010
Vote: 134 23

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. when its dark, your handsome.
47. jennyfer wrote on 5 May, 2010
Vote: 210 30

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”

You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
48. Lindsey wrote on 5 May, 2010
Vote: 141 14

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
49. Brittany wrote on 9 May, 2010
Vote: 92 28

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
50. KC wrote on 15 May, 2010
Vote: 159 10

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
51. Alyssa wrote on 17 May, 2010
Vote: 142 12

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
52. bertman wrote on 18 May, 2010
Vote: 78 11

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
53. bertman wrote on 18 May, 2010
Vote: 57 12

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
54. Quilla bee wrote on 21 May, 2010
Vote: 38 56

You are the best fool I’ve ever met.
55. NYC wrote on 26 May, 2010
Vote: 118 11

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
56. mirrors wrote on 27 May, 2010
Vote: 232 5

Mirrors can’t talk and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
57. cory wrote on 28 May, 2010
Vote: 24 51

Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
58. yoe wrote on 29 May, 2010
Vote: 62 33

You have the perfect face… for radio!
59. jon wrote on 31 May, 2010
Vote: 50 21

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
60. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 52 22

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.