I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind……and let the mirror suffer!!!!
What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important!
Boy: Did you fall from heaven? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful Girl:………… Boy: As for me i was born a big fat liar
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you? Person 2 : No Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community -we have a discovery!
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.
I don’t want to be alone… but with you I’d rather be…
ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
My office-mate has a bad breath…..and I asked him…..”What is the brand of the tooth paste your using?”
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind……and let the mirror suffer!!!!
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:…………
Boy: As for me i was born a big fat liar
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community -we have a discovery!
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.
I don’t want to be alone… but with you I’d rather be…
ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
My office-mate has a bad breath…..and I asked him…..”What is the brand of the tooth paste your using?”
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!