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61. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 74 9

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
62. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 63 16

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
63. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 35 33

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
64. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 63 22

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
65. IshAn wrote on 7 June, 2010
Vote: 89 18

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind……and let the mirror suffer!!!!
66. Anna wrote on 12 June, 2010
Vote: 141 9

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
67. Y0|\/|@|\|G wrote on 21 June, 2010
Vote: 78 17

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.

Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:…………
Boy: As for me i was born a big fat liar
68. Jearak wrote on 2 July, 2010
Vote: 149 19

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
69. danielle wrote on 5 July, 2010
Vote: 76 16

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
70. Me wrote on 15 July, 2010
Vote: 34 48

Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.
71. Banez wrote on 16 July, 2010
Vote: 75 8

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
72. nathan woodward wrote on 17 July, 2010
Vote: 89 12

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
73. Mielya Saladdin wrote on 26 July, 2010
Vote: 53 34

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
74. Jules Romano wrote on 29 July, 2010
Vote: 62 20

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
75. Jules Romano wrote on 29 July, 2010
Vote: 71 13

You can talk? Quick, call the science community -we have a discovery!
76. Wendy wrote on 4 August, 2010
Vote: 288 17

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.
77. Jeru Mae Dingal wrote on 7 August, 2010
Vote: 86 17

I don’t want to be alone… but with you I’d rather be…
78. margish wrote on 11 August, 2010
Vote: 61 46

ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
79. clemenz wrote on 13 August, 2010
Vote: 29 76

My office-mate has a bad breath…..and I asked him…..”What is the brand of the tooth paste your using?”
80. haysweetdiddums wrote on 14 August, 2010
Vote: 153 7

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back