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  • 61. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010, 16:05
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    I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

  • 62. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010, 16:06
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    Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

  • 63. Ted wrote on 6 June, 2010, 16:08
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    I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

  • 64. IshAn wrote on 7 June, 2010, 1:39
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    Girl- How do I look?
    Boy- I would rather stay blind……and let the mirror suffer!!!!

  • 65. Anna wrote on 12 June, 2010, 1:18
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    What would beauty be without ugliness?
    See, you are important!

  • 66. Y0|\/|@|\|G wrote on 21 June, 2010, 4:25
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    Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
    Girl: No why?
    Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.

    Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
    Girl:…………
    Boy: As for me i was born a big fat liar

  • 67. Jearak wrote on 2 July, 2010, 20:30
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    Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

  • 68. danielle wrote on 5 July, 2010, 5:00
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    Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

  • 69. Me wrote on 15 July, 2010, 14:45
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    Keep Talking…I Like Watching Your Lips Move.

  • 70. Banez wrote on 16 July, 2010, 16:02
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    Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

  • 71. nathan woodward wrote on 17 July, 2010, 16:23
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    Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
    Person 2 : No
    Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

  • 72. Mielya Saladdin wrote on 26 July, 2010, 11:01
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    To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

  • 73. Jules Romano wrote on 29 July, 2010, 16:16
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    Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

  • 74. Jules Romano wrote on 29 July, 2010, 16:33
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    You can talk? Quick, call the science community -we have a discovery!

  • 75. Wendy wrote on 4 August, 2010, 17:21
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    You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.

  • 76. Jeru Mae Dingal wrote on 7 August, 2010, 11:31
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    I don’t want to be alone… but with you I’d rather be…

  • 77. margish wrote on 11 August, 2010, 18:18
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    ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

  • 78. clemenz wrote on 13 August, 2010, 8:11
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    My office-mate has a bad breath…..and I asked him…..”What is the brand of the tooth paste your using?”

  • 79. haysweetdiddums wrote on 14 August, 2010, 4:13
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    Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

  • 80. Marielle wrote on 14 August, 2010, 5:27
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    There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

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