Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

276 Comments to “Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings”

• 81. Marielle wrote on 14 August, 2010

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  There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
• 82. Jessica.C wrote on 17 August, 2010

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  I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
• 83. Beverly McCarter wrote on 20 August, 2010

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  I may be fat, but you are ugly….and I CAN lose weight!
• 84. LISA! wrote on 27 August, 2010

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  Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
• 85. frosty wrote on 30 August, 2010

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  You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
• 86. frosty wrote on 30 August, 2010

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  Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
• 87. Chloe wrote on 13 September, 2010

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  Where did you get your hair done?
  … the pet store??
• 88. Person wrote on 15 September, 2010

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  I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… but you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.
• 89. xanne wrote on 18 September, 2010

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  If beauty is a crime……. then arrest me… and You !! You’re FREE !!
• 90. LMFAO :-p wrote on 21 September, 2010

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  I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
• 91. Mahmoud wrote on 27 September, 2010

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  It’s not you, it’s your face.
• 92. HYDE wrote on 27 September, 2010

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  You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
• 93. zach wrote on 4 October, 2010

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  If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
• 94. Allie wrote on 11 October, 2010

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  Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.

  You must be a mask model.

  Halloween already?

  You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?

  Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.

  Look, it’s not that i don’t like you.. it’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
• 95. Kimberly wrote on 11 October, 2010

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  You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
• 96. k_h wrote on 14 October, 2010

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  Boy: What are you looking at?
  Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!

  Boy: My face hurts. =(
  Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
• 97. whatever wrote on 15 October, 2010

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  One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
• 98. Lynette wrote on 20 October, 2010

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  I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
• 99. Sunali wrote on 20 October, 2010

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  I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.
• 100. Mwambazi lawrence wrote on 26 October, 2010

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  I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.