Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.

Submitted by: Wit

There’s no cure for stupid.

Submitted by: honey badger :P

The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.

Submitted by: LAMBO

You are as ugly as they get.

Submitted by: LAMBO

When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.

Submitted by: Esen

You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.

Submitted by: Emily_Grace

Is it just me, or do you have two faces?

Submitted by: Ciara

If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.

Submitted by: Sosthy

You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir

Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.

Submitted by: sweet tnt

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you.
Snob: My mom is so stupid!
Me: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t think you can pronounce it.
Girl: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Boy: No, how much?
Girl: Um…sorry, you don’t know what negative numbers are.
Boy: Am I annoying?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I stupid?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I ugly?
Girl: No
Boy: Yippee!
Girl: You’re not annoying, you drive me crazy, you’re not stupid, you’re retarded, you’re not ugly, you’re disgusting.
The best insults of all time are “Oh” and just silence.

Submitted by: livy of awesomeness :)

Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?

Submitted by: Nicole

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13

Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla

I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z

Think you’re cool? look at my cat!

Submitted by: Madds

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