Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10


Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?

Submitted by: Nicole

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13

Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla

I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z

Think you’re cool? look at my cat!

Submitted by: Madds

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.

Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn

When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie

Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera

It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya

How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?

Submitted by: Morgan

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