Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10

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Is it just me, or do you have two faces?

Submitted by: Ciara
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If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.

Submitted by: Sosthy
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You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz
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Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
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Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.

Submitted by: sweet tnt
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You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
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I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you.
Snob: My mom is so stupid!
Me: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t think you can pronounce it.
Girl: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Boy: No, how much?
Girl: Um…sorry, you don’t know what negative numbers are.
Boy: Am I annoying?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I stupid?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I ugly?
Girl: No
Boy: Yippee!
Girl: You’re not annoying, you drive me crazy, you’re not stupid, you’re retarded, you’re not ugly, you’re disgusting.
The best insults of all time are “Oh” and just silence.

Submitted by: livy of awesomeness :)
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Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?

Submitted by: Nicole
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Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas
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Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona
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You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13
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Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane
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At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
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I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z
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Think you’re cool? look at my cat!

Submitted by: Madds
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No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.
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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil
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People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn
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When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie
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Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X
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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
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Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus

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