Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
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