Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Dear so and so,
Remind me why we are friends again I don’t even like you.
Person 1: Your license please.
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Your face.
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
There’s no cure for stupid.
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
You are as ugly as they get.
When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.
You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.
Is it just me, or do you have two faces?
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.