Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.