Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
Think you’re cool? look at my cat!
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
People like you make me scared to have children.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?
You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island.
You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”.
You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued.
You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.