Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

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