Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!