Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
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Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
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Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob

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