Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull


All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

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