Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.
Dear so and so,
Remind me why we are friends again I don’t even like you.
Person 1: Your license please.
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Your face.
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.