Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
There’s no cure for stupid.
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
You are as ugly as they get.
When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.
You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.
Is it just me, or do you have two faces?
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you.
Snob: My mom is so stupid!
Me: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t think you can pronounce it.
Girl: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Boy: No, how much?
Girl: Um…sorry, you don’t know what negative numbers are.
Boy: Am I annoying?
Boy: Am I stupid?
Boy: Am I ugly?
Girl: You’re not annoying, you drive me crazy, you’re not stupid, you’re retarded, you’re not ugly, you’re disgusting.
The best insults of all time are “Oh” and just silence.
Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
Think you’re cool? look at my cat!