Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.