Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.