Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben