Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

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Submitted by: Jaimee
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I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

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Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
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You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

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Submitted by: frosty
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Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Insult Quote: Wow! I’m impressed how long you are...

Submitted by: person2
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You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

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