Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
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Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
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If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Insult Quote: You know why God put you on...

Submitted by: Soul Theif

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

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