Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 10

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Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?

Submitted by: Nicole
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Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas
4

Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona
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You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
2

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13
5

Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane
3

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
5

I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z
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Think you’re cool? look at my cat!

Submitted by: Madds
5

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.
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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil
4

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn
6

When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie
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Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X
2

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
2

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus
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(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
3

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
6

It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE
6

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz
6

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya
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How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?

Submitted by: Morgan

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