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If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.

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To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

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I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.

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B*tch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Your stupidity is so high I would like to kill myself and to do that I would have to jump from your ego to your IQ.

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You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

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You are an evolutionary defect.

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Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.

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B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

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“I want to thank you for your obviously deeply considered and articulate comments. With that said, I don’t give a particular damn”.

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You’re not as stupid as you sound, & you’re not as dumb as you look.

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You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

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Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

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Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

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Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

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The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

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Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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