Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 11

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People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn
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When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie
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Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X
4

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
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Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus
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(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
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Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
6

It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE
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If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz
6

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya
5

How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?

Submitted by: Morgan
8

You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island.
You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”.
You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued.
You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.

Submitted by: stacey
4

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao
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If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
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Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz
6

Make someone happy, mind your own business.

Submitted by: rohan
4

Being that ugly is not as easy.

Submitted by: juncabz
7

When the cop stopped you and said roll down the window he thew a make- over ticket and said have a better looking day.

Submitted by: jazz 2 crazy
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Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
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Look at me, then look at you! now tell me honey….. Who is jealous of who?

Submitted by: Carolyn
4

Is that your face or is it Halloween today?

Submitted by: HHS
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
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Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba
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Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18

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