Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn
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To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

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