Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 11
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You have the perfect face… For radio!
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.