Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.