Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.

Submitted by: young almusawa on December 31, 2011

Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.

Submitted by: Steve64076 on February 6, 2012

He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen on May 3, 2011

You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz on November 24, 2011

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral on August 16, 2012

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer on May 5, 2010

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl on December 1, 2012

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.

Submitted by: texer on July 21, 2011

I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.

Submitted by: anna on May 10, 2012

You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Submitted by: nathaniel slone on April 26, 2011

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau on March 16, 2012

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco on April 11, 2013

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx

I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey on October 26, 2012

Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy on July 21, 2012

Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.

Submitted by: Chalino on January 4, 2011

Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.

Submitted by: gymgirl123 on December 14, 2011

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz on October 18, 2011

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza on November 9, 2015

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta on April 26, 2012

Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!

Submitted by: Person on December 17, 2011

You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname on June 8, 2012

When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul on May 18, 2011

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark on February 29, 2012

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous on March 16, 2012

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao on October 10, 2011

Go back to your planet. Earth is full.

Submitted by: Abbie on May 17, 2017

Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

Submitted by: haopu on November 24, 2016

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent on December 19, 2012

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!

Submitted by: Sophia on October 18, 2012

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