Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud
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No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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