Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 11
You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island.
You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”.
You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued.
You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?
Make someone happy, mind your own business.
Being that ugly is not as easy.
When the cop stopped you and said roll down the window he thew a make- over ticket and said have a better looking day.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Look at me, then look at you! now tell me honey….. Who is jealous of who?
Is that your face or is it Halloween today?
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
You’re so ugly you’d make a freight train take a dirt road!!!
Wow you should have your own TV show… “The ugly and the clueless”.
Oh I’m sorry I was too busy not caring.
Sorry I have to go I heard stupidity was contagious.
Hair is normally made up of dead skin cells. Yours are comprised entirely of dead brain cells.
You are so old you dream in black and white.
You are so old your birth certificate was found among the dead sea scrolls.
Your teeth are so yellow when you smile on a highway all the cars stop.
I will advise you not to eat chocolate cos scientific research has shown that it is harmful to monkeys.
Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
Nostradamus predicted you’d be a loser.
Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Hey aren’t you suppose to be in the zoo right now?
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.