Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Are your parents siblings?

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Insult Quote: You know why God put you on...

Submitted by: Soul Theif

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

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