Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer