You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Person: Go to hell. Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them. You must be a mask model. Halloween already? You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that? Godzilla called. He wants his hair back. Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved. – J. Russell Lynes
Go back to your planet. Earth is full.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Your stupidity is so high I would like to kill myself and to do that I would have to jump from your ego to your IQ.
I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. – William F. Buckley, Jr.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
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