Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any. – Robert Orben
Never make this mistake of thinking that you elevate yourself by humiliating people. – Robert Greene
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
You were born on the freeway, where accidents happen.
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
Hey do you want a mint? – Nah I’m okay. No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!
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