Insult Quotes | Short and Sassy Insult One-Liners - Page 11

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

0

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

0

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben

0

Never make this mistake of thinking that you elevate yourself by humiliating people.
– Robert Greene

0

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

0

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

1

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

0

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

0

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.

6

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

0

I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.

0

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

0

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

0

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

1

You were born on the freeway, where accidents happen.

0

You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

0

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

0

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

0

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

0

Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!

0

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy