Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.