Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!
Are you comfortable with this face?
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.
I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.