Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12

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You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Insult Quote: Sometimes I need what only you can...

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