Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.