Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12


Every time I see reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18

You’re so ugly you’d make a freight train take a dirt road!!!

Submitted by: Karma

Wow you should have your own TV show… “The ugly and the clueless”.

Submitted by: eva neat dolly

Oh I’m sorry I was too busy not caring.
Sorry I have to go I heard stupidity was contagious.

Submitted by: claire

Hair is normally made up of dead skin cells. Yours are comprised entirely of dead brain cells.

Submitted by: Leon

You are so old you dream in black and white.
You are so old your birth certificate was found among the dead sea scrolls.
Your teeth are so yellow when you smile on a highway all the cars stop.
I will advise you not to eat chocolate cos scientific research has shown that it is harmful to monkeys.

Submitted by: daniel brobbey

Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.

Submitted by: alenaawesomeness

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

Nostradamus predicted you’d be a loser.

Submitted by: Dada

Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.

Submitted by: fretttttz

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark

Hey aren’t you suppose to be in the zoo right now?

Submitted by: harry

Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.

Submitted by: Daya a.

Your house is so small, you had to eat a large pizza outside.
Your mom is so skinny she had to tie knots on both her legs to make knees.
You so skinny you could do push- ups under the door.

Submitted by: Ray

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.

Submitted by: texer

I took a pain pill… Why are you still here?

Submitted by: SHYSHY

If beauty is only skin deep is there any chance you could turn yourself inside out.

Submitted by: Noel W

The farmer called, he wants his cow back.

Submitted by: Kenz

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh

Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.

Submitted by: dumbo

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla

After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!

Submitted by: xsing0xx0

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo

You remind me of Micheal Jackson’s nose.

Submitted by: Pritam Tamang

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