Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

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