Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe


Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.


Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

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