Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
I love your smile cos I love yellow.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant