Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.