Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12
Your house is so small, you had to eat a large pizza outside.
Your mom is so skinny she had to tie knots on both her legs to make knees.
You so skinny you could do push- ups under the door.
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
I took a pain pill… Why are you still here?
If beauty is only skin deep is there any chance you could turn yourself inside out.
The farmer called, he wants his cow back.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
You remind me of Micheal Jackson’s nose.
Sucks for you, looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
I love your smile cos I love yellow.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.