Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe


Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

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