Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !