Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12

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Your house is so small, you had to eat a large pizza outside.
Your mom is so skinny she had to tie knots on both her legs to make knees.
You so skinny you could do push- ups under the door.

Submitted by: Ray
9

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.

Submitted by: texer
8

I took a pain pill… Why are you still here?

Submitted by: SHYSHY
6

If beauty is only skin deep is there any chance you could turn yourself inside out.

Submitted by: Noel W
5

The farmer called, he wants his cow back.

Submitted by: Kenz
15

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
14

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
8

Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.

Submitted by: dumbo
10

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla
5

After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!

Submitted by: xsing0xx0
9

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
24

You remind me of Micheal Jackson’s nose.

Submitted by: Pritam Tamang
11

Sucks for you, looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

Submitted by: Rylie
6

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo
14

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo
25

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: channel mcbieber
18

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas
7

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey
7

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
15

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off.

Submitted by: D Bryn
14

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama
12

I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.

Submitted by: nunyabuisness
14

When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul
9

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong
8

It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.

Submitted by: hady

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