No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Make someone happy, mind your own business.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved. – J. Russell Lynes
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them. You must be a mask model. Halloween already? You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that? Godzilla called. He wants his hair back. Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Person: Go to hell. Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
60,000 sperms, and you won?
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Go back to your planet. Earth is full.
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. – Buddy Guy
I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
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