Insult Quotes | Short and Sassy Insult One-Liners - Page 12

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

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It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

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I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

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Make someone happy, mind your own business.

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Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

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Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

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You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

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Person: Go to hell.
Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.

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Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

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I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

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You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

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60,000 sperms, and you won?

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If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

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Go back to your planet. Earth is full.

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Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime.
– Buddy Guy

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I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.

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I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

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