Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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