Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 12
You’re so ugly you’d make a freight train take a dirt road!!!
Wow you should have your own TV show… “The ugly and the clueless”.
Oh I’m sorry I was too busy not caring.
Sorry I have to go I heard stupidity was contagious.
Hair is normally made up of dead skin cells. Yours are comprised entirely of dead brain cells.
You are so old you dream in black and white.
You are so old your birth certificate was found among the dead sea scrolls.
Your teeth are so yellow when you smile on a highway all the cars stop.
I will advise you not to eat chocolate cos scientific research has shown that it is harmful to monkeys.
Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
Nostradamus predicted you’d be a loser.
Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Hey aren’t you suppose to be in the zoo right now?
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
Your house is so small, you had to eat a large pizza outside.
Your mom is so skinny she had to tie knots on both her legs to make knees.
You so skinny you could do push- ups under the door.
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
I took a pain pill… Why are you still here?
If beauty is only skin deep is there any chance you could turn yourself inside out.
The farmer called, he wants his cow back.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
You remind me of Micheal Jackson’s nose.
Sucks for you, looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.