Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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