Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.