Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.